“This is the official web page for BLOCK STRUCTURE PORN.” And while the review could end there, I should probably elaborate a little bit on this little gem on the net. Some projects seem to push themselves past an explanation, existing solely because it wasn’t there before, and somehow in this situation, that’s enough. Located in the sub-space of toothpastefordinner.com, block structure porn is one of the funniest things I’ve come across in a while. The site consists of six ‘porn series’, each containing its own unique form of plastic penetration. The first series, for instance, follows the familiar plot line of a computer repairman’s arrival to a lonely woman’s house. Through a series of still photos of the block structures, the house-lady and repairman eventually make their way to the money-shot – and that money shot comes complete with a large plastic penis. The site of that scary yellow stick emerging is partly what makes this site so funny. But for some reason, the ridiculousness of it all is completed by the broken-English narrative that accompanies some of the photos. As the repairman initiates the sexual advance, we find the words “House lady your ass is good for squeezing!! Thank you repairman it is made out of plastic.” This, of course, is followed by “BLOCKORECTION.” This type of thing carries on into the other series which feature group sex, various tools and the token pieces of beastiality. While this isn’t what you’ll be thinking of in your last days, at least you found a smile for the moment. (James King)
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