Tiger Prince
By Dana Snell It was my friend John’s birthday. John was also my neighbour, and lived upstairs. His girlfriend had wanted […]
Fiction
Tipping the Scales
Tipping the Scales By Stephen Hill As long as I’ve worked in liposuction, I’d never seen someone so outrageously obese. […]
Randal Isaac’s Suicide
Randal Isaac’s Suicide By Josh Byer My life had been compressed into a 5.8 Megabyte .MP5 file. It was all […]
Flame Retarded
Flame Retarded By Kate Story Flame Retarded, Quality Costumes, Colourful Masks with Wide- Vision Eye-Holes, Brite for Nite!!! I squished […]
Things I Don’t Remember
Things I Don’t Remember By Sandra Alland Hospital grass isn’t like real grass. It has no smell and it’s full […]
The Sweet Taste of Slavery
By Christoph Meyer Little Jimmy spent too much time pondering the Human Condition. At the tender age of 10, he […]
Mop
By Dave Smulders His best friends, Batface and The German Issue, told him to go for it. Gangbusters, man, gangbusters. […]
Giraffes and Everything
By Joey Comeau George woke up and remembered that he remembered giraffes existed. It had come to him the night […]
Artificial Plants
By A. Wolfe The artificial ferns are watered everyday by the janitor. The school secretaries beg him to stop, but […]
Theory of the Say-Koh-Bich
Relationships rotate on these two mutually dependent principles: women steal and control men, and have the assets to get away […]
Little Wite Squirel Angel
i stud up and Maury huged me and the awdeance moaned and i looked up from the floor and the […]
Some of This is True
When we came out of the evening and into the Kinsmen Field House, people were still mostly in their seats. […]