Pam and Karen are friends! They say they are starlets! They make valentines that go choo-choo choose me and are shaped like trains! Pam wants to date Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes! They know someone who knows the friend of the sister of a girl who fucked Metallica! They interview her! Not the one who fucked Metallica, the other one! They go to lots of shows! They review them! They like them! Even Weezer! They interview Ian from Thrush Hermit! They have a Picasso-esque centre spread collage! The ‘zine is very small! It is smaller than your hands! There s lots of teeny-tiny text! If you can stand this many exclamation marks and hearts and words like teeny-tiny you may well like it! If not it might drive you round the bend!
zine / # 5, 20 pages / publishers: Karen and Pam / main creators: Karen and Pam / 50 cents / P.O. Box 56565, 8601 Warden Ave. Markham, ON, L3R 0M6