How to become the object of someone’s unrequited affection

“1. Dress provocatively. Or, don’t dress provocatively. Wear many clothes. Wear no clothes. Wear polyester rags. Wear sensible shoes, a frumpy dress, an ugly hat. Wear a Glad garbage bag. Your wondrous and eternal beauty will nonetheless be remarked upon. 2. Encourage him. Or, don’t encourage him…” And so it goes. There are four do’s or don’ts in this nicely designed broadsheet, along with some funny graphics featuring a babe from the 50s.

broadsheet / publisher: Green Lamp Press / main creator: Tamara Fairchild / $5 / 586 McLeod St., Apt. 2 Ottawa, ON K1R 5R3

 


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