Once upon a time, there was a guy who hated not getting new e-mail every day, or at least most days. “This makes me so sad,” he said, “Another day with no new e-mail. I must do something to make sure I get new e-mail every day, or at least most days. Then I will be happy.” So the guy sent a message to , asking to join the list of happy people who subscribe to The Daily Steam. After that, slightly twisted fables and fairy tales began showing up in his in-box every day, or at least most days. He read about Richard Nixon being reincarnated as an aluminum can. He read about a walrus getting drunk. He read several other such extended non-sequiturs. The guy soon found that he really wasn’t much happier about his lot in life as a whole, but he always had something interesting to read. At least most days.
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