Excerpts from the Independent Press

The Nirvanas Anthology

Eds. note: Last year, Ryan Bigge posted the following mock press release on a Nirvana news group. The pseudo press […]

Punk Music Causes Teenage Acne!!

It’s official…Punk Rawk causes pimples! After 12 months of extensive research, noted dermatologist Dr. Clauses Capoura has discovered a provable […]

My Haunted House

Ghosts never interested me, but that was until I saw one with my very own eyes. Just weeks after I […]

Let Them Eat Rags

“You see my kind of loyalty was loyalty to one’s country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. The country […]

Lucky Me

It’s 6:01 am, Wednesday, February the 12 1997. I have all of my thoughts running through my head and I […]

Cat in the House

My friend had a deer living in his left shoulder and butterflies between his shoulder blades. He lived in the […]

33 on 22

An interview with CBC Realtime’s [former] host, Leora Kornfeld (Editor’s Note: Since the appearance of this interview, the CBC has […]

I Was a Teenage Masochist

My friend Karen and I had been going to this hotel lounge. It had deep loveseats and a dark interior […]

The Car Wreck Story

I’ve been walking a lot lately. When the new year came I had a notion that perhaps winter was going […]

Boo-Boo

I’ve been trying to get the details of this story for awhile now, but it’s been extremely difficult because my […]