“Claire prances around with a glimmer of style but is overshadowed by her sense of humour. She’s really very funny.” – Claire’s Mom in a letter, 1996.
Claire was a runner-up in the 2012 Deathmatch, after which she drank profusely and spewed all over the bathroom of a 4th date’s apartment, sopping it up with his only bathmat while he fell asleep in the adjacent room. Reader, she married him.
Step One: Read the stories.
Step Two: Vote for your favourite. Repeatedly. You can vote once every hour.
Step Three: Sound off in the comments.
Step Four: Blog, tweet, tell all your friends – help your favourite author win!
Step Five: Repeat until an Ultimate Winner is declared and all others lie bleeding in the dust.
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