Issue 27
How To Be a Boy (Some Tips for Girls and Others)
By Ivan E. Coyote 1. Never allow lack of knowledge, experience, insight, directions or a map stop you from approaching a […]
How To Be a Girl (for Boys)
By Miss Cookie LaWhore 1. Wear anything. Wear a Budweiser bathing suit, discarded underwear cut into a halter top, or sheer […]
One Kiss on the Mouth in Mombasa
By Etgar Keret For a minute, I got uptight. But she told me to take it easy, I had no reason. […]
Sissy Fists
By Jon Paul Fiorentino “Behind the hill — four o’ clock. Be there!” This was the socially accepted way to declare […]
Not About A Dog
By Ken Foster The neighbour boy has been having a problem with hairballs. He won’t stop licking the cat. They’ve tried […]
I Was a Can.Lit Sex Slave
By Emily Schultz I don’t like talking about my time spent as a sex slave for Canadian literature. But it does […]
The Majesty of Mock
By Jason Dickson Definition of the Mockropera: 1) The cumulative and exaggerated musical exposition resulting from a ridiculous love of standard and […]