If this were a little fatter, it would be the kind of stupid little thing you could keep in a wicker basket next to the toilet. But, since it’s quite slim, it would just get lost under your Flare back issues. So my advice to you is to get this, eat a giant spicy bowl of chili, wait a couple of hours, then take your seat on the throne. When you’re done excavating your insides and reading about toilet manners, fun defecation facts and the public bathroom quandary you can use it for toilet paper.
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