Brevity is the soul of mirth (or something like that). Which translates into: anecdotes are amusing as long as they don’t go on too long (and it helps if they have a point or a punchline). Musings on your inability to love your anus can either be humourous or tedious. It’s exceptionally pathetic if you manage the latter. Pronouncements of independence or spiritual sovereignty are a waste of time and while everyone wants to write one, no one wants to read them. So quit it. Philosophy is not for everyone and elitist marginalistas of the zine-scene should understand that better than anyone. P.S. Let’s hear more from the candid anal lesbian. Her story needs to be told. (TD)