The quirk-fest begins with a description of the 103 Possee a group with “well over 103 members in cities like St. Catherines and Kitchener” united by three moral codes the foremost of which is to “protect all Chia Pets and trees from becoming an endangered species.” Yeah well first of all the Chia Pet is a sham. I had the frog one and it grew sparsely, bald on the frog’s back. So okay. I turned the page. Low and behold, Wheelz — a member of this dead-fuzz ceramic pet cult? — is spouting off in defence of Super Models. I’m not even gonna touch that one. Keep going. An article on guerilla warfare. Why? To save the Super Models? Many bad quotes from boring songs. A review of The Breakfast Club. Wheels spinning. (One great article: Joey Joe Jr.’s tribute to Don Knotts).
zine / no publisher / main creator: Mark Wilson (“Wheelz”) / 1209 Richmond St. #1507, London, Ontario, N6A 3L7